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The Thief-Taker General reported a break-in some days ago at the Vale Street Iron Works, currently used as a depository for those taken by the gloom, by a nefarious man in black that had left The City poorer by several lives!
"Can nothing be sacred?" the enraged champion of the Watch lamented. He continued for several more minutes, but the poetry of his words betrayed an underlying disquiet.
"Keep an eye on the rooftops!" he said eventually. "We will find this thief, and he will hang!" What a truly inspiring sentiment to hear from so great a protector of The City's virtue!