LITERARY GREATNESS LOST!
5 24 NRy842
Famous poet Perelle Lancet has disappeared after last being seen near his home in Riverside. Local citizens report that he had been showing signs of the gloom for some time before his disappearance.
"Oh, he can string a few words together, but he's a gloomer, all right," his neighbor said. "His stuff gives me the chills."
While the Watch can't search for Lancet at this time, hope is that he's merely retreated to complete his latest and most famous work, and will return to inspire the people of Riverside soon. He truly is one of The City's great unsung heroes!