WHO WATCHES THE WATCH HOUNDS?
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Why, the Baron's City Watch, of course! After the recent livestock culls, due to the suspicious citywide sickness, some may have feared for the furry members of the Watch. However, Watch Patrolman Tollingsworth has come up with an ingenious solution!
"We put the dogs in cages" he said yesterday. "Stops people from thinking they're just waiting around to be supper."
Residents can surely take heart in knowing that The City's most dedicated guardians are indeed safe from accidental harm! Such a decision truly represents an answer to the weaknesses of man!