Don't go sticking a poker into the river rats' nests, especially the Eelbiters. The Watch are stretched enough with the troubles, and to tell you straight, we don't give a burrick's hole about the South Quarter. You're just here to wash the shit off the Baron's Way and say ‘Yes sir, no sir, three crates full sir' to his frigging Administration. That's all.
Orsley Durham, Captain of the Watch